Things Kids Say

I realize it's been, oh you know, like 5 months since I last blogged so I thought I'd try this out again. And to start off, I thought I'd share a few of the random things kids have said to me lately at school. They say some really random stuff and it makes me laugh... a lot. Hopefully some of these will be as entertaining to you as they are to me.

• Sitting in the middle of a silent classroom, I suddenly hear, "I have a girlfriend. Her name is Delicious."
• This kid walks up to my desk. Now let me give you a little background...he's a little on the stocky side and has a burr haircut. So he walks up and just stands in front of my desk with his mouth partly open. (He's also an open-mouth breather.) Me: Yes, so-in-so, what is it? Kid: (Open mouth) Huh? What? Me: Uh, you walked up to my desk. What do you want? Kid: Oh. Uhh... Oh. Can I go to the bathroom?
• My computer background appears on the smartboard in front of the class. The picture on my background is of Todd holding Bonzai. It's really cute. The class ooohhhs and aawwwws at the picture and then out of nowhere this loud kid says, "WHOA!! You're husband looks like a WWF wrestler" (pronounced "ras-ler").

Oh kids.....